Overheard at the Next Table

Girlfriend 1: Blah, blah, blah, loser boyfriend, broken down car, etc...

Girlfriend 2: Blah, blah, blah, loser boyfriend, broken down car, etc...

Kirstin and Clive: Happily eating breakfast and admiring the ocean view

Girlfriend 1: Deep breath and dramatic pause so we know BIG NEWS is coming...

Girlfriend 1: So I've decided to sue my attorney!

Girlfriend 2: Really?

Kirstin and Clive: Hysterical laughter which drowns out overhearing why anyone would choose to sue their own legal counsel.

Never a dull moment here in the South!