Tuesday, January 13, 2009

An Open Letter to Marshmallow Fluff



Dear Marshmallow Fluff,

Why must you be so incredibly delicious? So sweet and comforting on a busy and stressful day? I hear you over there in my pantry, whispering to me with your tempting and airy goodness. You do not taste like plastic, as some other people in the Proud house believe. You taste divine and I love you.

Yet, your addictive qualities seem to be leading me down a path to a larger pants size. Hmmm...

It's a love/hate relationship.

Your forever fan,
Kirstin

2 comments:

  1. Back away from the fluff........ love, your mother

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  2. I am sure it has SOME redeeming nutritional value. Maybe Calcium! It the color of milk.

    Your very optimistic friend.

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